I do n’t watch Extreme Home Makeover , because I cry really , really easy and I never have enough tissues to handle the death when a crime syndicate in pauperism gets a house they merit . But it ’s a shame I miss this retiring Sunday ’s episode , because apparently the Star Wars - know cosplayers of the Central Texas 501st Legion , also know as Vader ’s clenched fist , hold back by to help a female fire fighter whose Star Wars - loving family had ironically lost their home in a wildfire .
That ’s not the news . This is the news show – courtesy of Nikki Finke at Deadline.com :
“ I just see the initiative two instant and they had Darth Vader and his violent storm Troopers helping build a new house ! ” one Star Wars fanboy kick to me . “ This is loathly and it ’s exactly what people were afraid of with Disney buying Star Wars . They are ruining the franchise by using it for superficial bullshit . Please publish about this . It ’s horrid and it ’s altogether improper . ”
Here is the tidings : NIKKI FINKE experience THE WORST STAR WARS FAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD . Maybe the worst person in the world ; certainly he / she ’s in the running game . Honestly , I resist to believe this individual really exist . In all my days as a professional nerd , I ca n’t even imagine the most hardcore of Star Wars fans getting upset — or really , being anything other than happy or proud — that a cosplayer helped pep up up a household of Star Wars fan on a TV show .
The incivility — hell , the actual evil necessary to mentally put the Star Wars franchise ahead of the canonic eudaimonia of other human beings seems surprisingly impossible . Not just in the sense that only a psychopath would think a fan helping people somehow derogate the Star Wars franchise – but because the Star Wars dealership has denigrated itself so far past an Extreme Home Makeover railroad tie - in that it likely does n’t even crack the top 100 .
Has this soul never gone to a Star Wars weekend and seen professional actors paid to dress like Darth Vader and dance to MC Hammer ? Do they not actualise this has been encounter for years , well before Disney buy Lucasfilm ? Have they never seen the inexplicably abhorrent Star Wars Holiday Special , that Lucas himself approved ? Did they see that VW commercial message with the little kid dressed as Darth Vader ? Have they not seen theactual , certify Star Wars fishing retinal rod ? DID THEY NOT SEE JAR JAR ? DO THEY REALLY THINK AN ACT OF TELEVISION CHARITY IS SOMEHOW ACTUALLY WORSE THAN SEEING JAR JAR ill-use IN ONE OF THE ACTUAL GODDAMNED headliner war moving picture ? !
Look . I can not truly think this person is material . I have to think that Finke need someone , possibly at grease-gun pointedness , to give her some terrible quotation mark for make up a story about Star Wars fans being upset Disney grease one’s palms the franchise , because must of us are in reality pretty pleased . But if this person is literal , congratufuckinglations , sir or madam , because you are the the most terrible goddamned nerd in the entire humankind . And congratulation to Nikki Finke for managing to get his / her quotation mark for her clause .
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