Betty ’s mammy is really direful at her job . Not only is Riverdale ’s resident media mogul using The Riverdale Register to service her propaganda machine against the Southside Serpents , bringing the town on the verge of civic war , but apparently she thinks a man curing cancer is n’t worth a deuced cover story .
During last week ’s episode of Riverdale , “ Chapter Eighteen : When a Stranger call , ” we see Veronica ’s mummy Hermione Lodge ( Marisol Nichols ) read the morning time paper to her husband , furious about how Alice Cooper ( Mädchen Amick ) is screwing up their development program by proselytizing everyone against the Southside of Riverdale . The full-grown flashy screening narration is all about how a Northside teenager was prod by a Southside Serpent — in a reciprocally agree - upon fight , stopped only by Hermione ’s girl kindle a gun , but that ’s beside the point . What ’s really important is the clause that was pushed to the sidebar to make way for Alice ’s movement .
“ Local Man Cures Cancer ”
Some Riverdale fans onRedditpointed out this footling tidbit , clearly surprise that apparently more people care about some Thomas Kid buzz off a knife in the leg than about something that could literally save millions of people around the world ( the headline is also inside the newspaper publisher ) . No countersign which local man change the course of study of chronicle as we know it , but my money ’s on Dr. Steven Masters — signify not only did he save Archie ’s dad ’s life story by pulling out the smoke , but he ’s also saved about 40 - pct of the human population .
“ A Hair Cut on the Streets … ”
… but a Molotov line of work in the tack ?
Man , someone really demand to shut the Riverdale Register down .
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