Damn teenagers

Channel One News isputting on a contestwherein you may win a 3DS XL, a copy ofAnimal Crossing: New Leaf, and a bunch ofAnimal Crossingdecor to makeover your bedroom with. That means you can finally get rid of that disgusting futon.

Unfortunately, closer inspection of the rules shows that there are a few requirements. Firstly, you have to be a resident of the contiguous United States; no Alaska or Hawaii. You also have to be ages 13-18 to enter. What the hell have teens ever done for anyone? A bunch of yolo-ing, cigarette smoking vandals, the lot of them.

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Whatever, Nintendo. I didn’t want aNew Leafbedroom anyways. Now I have to drag that futon back inside.

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