Kirby’s Epic Yarn box art makes me spunk from my penis

Professional sourpuss and Destructoid editor-in-chief Nick Chester tells me I should stop being so excited forKirby’s Epic Yarn. I have decided instead to not learn my lesson aboutAliens vs. Predatorand ignore his warnings yet again. Kirby is, after all, made out of string.

Here’s the box art forKirby’s Epic Yarn. You could call this a non-news story but you’d be wrong because it’s actually the most important story of the week. After all, it’s the box art for a game in which Kirby is made out of string, and that is very crucial information.